Something to Try for Depression

An unlikely suggestion

Gerald Grow
2 min readDec 19, 2022
Photo by Gerald Grow

When I was young and prone to periodic depression, I stumbled into something that helped. And even though I have mentioned this to dozens of people, I have not been able to persuade anyone to try it — because it is the weirdest, most unlikely recommendation you’ll hear:

Lettuce.

If you get depressed, try this:

  • Get a head of ordinary iceberg lettuce (not any of the fancy lettuces, just old iceberg).
  • Cut it in half.
  • Eat one of the halves — just as it is, with nothing on it, the way you would eat an apple.

Why does this help me? Why might it help you?

I don’t know. But lettuce contains a mild soporific (something sleep-inducing), as any reader of the Peter Rabbit books might recall.

For me, after eating that lettuce, I feel as if I have replenished some metabolic compound that was depleted, and my whole body makes a small, systemic change in the direction of relaxing into a glow. The effect is subtle, fairly quick, and distinct.

When I first discovered this, my relief was so profound that I was sometimes moved to tears of gratitude.

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Gerald Grow
Gerald Grow

Written by Gerald Grow

Gerald Grow is a retired journalism professor, cartoonist, and photographer. More at longleaf.net.